Thirteen Things! With Glena “Heartless” Avila

Name: Glena “Heartless” Avila

Age: 39

Location: Portland, OR

Weight Class: Strawweight

Pro/Ammy: Pro

1. If you had a super power what would it be? Well I’m afraid of heights so I guess flying is out, and I don’t want to see accidentally see anyone naked so that leaves out X-ray vision, super speed might make me dizzy, and I’m pretty sensitive so I probably don’t want to read anyone’s mind, so I guess that kind of leaves super strength, which isn’t really that surprising since I work on that every single day. 

2. Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island? um, probably Tarzan since he would be able to keep me safe from wild animals and find food, plus he’s kind of a hunk. 

3. What DVD could you watch over and over? Oh man, probably something cheeky like Napolean Dynamite or something, I like to laugh and that one always cracks me up plus “everybody knows I’m studying to be a cage fighter”.

4. If you won $1,000,000, what’s the first thing you’d buy? Insert lyrics to “I want be a millionaire” by Bruno Mars, that should cover everything I’d do. 

5. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? I don’t think I’ve been enough places to really know the answer to that yet but definitely somewhere warm, with a beach and my family. 

6. What’s the last thing you ate? A handful of almonds & raisins about 2 seconds ago. 

7. At which store would you like to max-out a credit card? None. I hate credit and prefer to pay cash.

8. Who’s your fave sports team? Portland Trail Blazers & Green Bay Packers, I also like The Hood River Eagles. I can’t really pick one over the other. 

9. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I don’t know. Probably a weird color that nobody can pronounce or maybe a multi-color one that changes color everytime you use it. 

10. What’s your fave song/artist right now? I have so many favorite songs/artists but I’m really feeling “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea right now. I guess it’s because I am also “so fancy.” I also really love Pink, the color and the singer. 

11. What restaurant would you choose for date night? any all you can eat buffet. 

12. What’s the farthest you’ve been from home? I just got back from Baltimore, Maryland and I loved that place. Big shout out to The 12 O’clock boys! Woot!

13. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? Dwayne Douglas Johnson AKA “The Rock”. I want to ask him what kind of protein he eats, I also want to smell what he’s cooking. 

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