Thirteen Things! With Kali Robbins

Name: Kali Robbins

Age: 30

Location: Milwaukee

Weight Class: 115

Pro/Ammy: Ammy

1. If you had a super power what would it be? That everyone that sucks at talking would sound like T-Pain. Auto-tune, all day, from they faces.

2. Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island? A never die battery for my cell phone. Yeah, that counts as a person. And someone with muscles that could build me fires, cook me food and give me compliments so I can stay busy working on my abs.

3. What DVD could you watch over and over? Zoolander. Duh, cause it’s freaking hilarious. Don’t bother arguing with me. I’m a ride or die.

4. If you won $1,000,000, what’s the first thing you’d buy? Your mom.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Really, my dream would just be to live in disgustingly extravagant hotels all over the world-where the mini fridge is stocked and the sheets feel like heaven made a baby with some more heaven..and then they became sheets.

6. What’s the last thing you ate? I just made out with some peanut butter. Thinking about doing it again. You can’t stop me, you’re not my real dad.

7. At which store would you like to max-out a credit card? Interest rates? Pshhh, gimme that for free…..please?

8. Who’s your fave sports team? Roufusport 😉

9. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? If they finally made a crayon named Awesome, I would totally be that crayon.

10. What’s your fave song/artist right now? Happy Birthday. My Birthday is this Saturday on the 5th of July.

11. What restaurant would you choose for date night? My bed.

12. What’s the farthest you’ve been from home? The Netherlands..so awesome. Hope i get to go back one day. I’m child sized there..it’s crazy.

13. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? Santa Claus. But only if he has presents. Or Dana White..and only if he has a UFC contract. Maybe Dana White is Santa Claus. Whoa, mind blown.

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